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| An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who shared offices with several other doctors.
The waiting room was filled with patients.
As he approached the receptionist's desk, he noticed that the receptionist was a large un-friendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler.
He gave her his name.
In a very loud voice, the receptionist said, 'YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE; YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?'
All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at the very embarrassed man.
He recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied, 'NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS.'
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Last year my mom replaced all the windows in our house with those
reallly expensive
double pane energy-efficient kind. Then, this week she got a call from
the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had
been completed a whole year ago and she still hadn't paid for them. Now
just because we are both blondes doesn't mean that we are automatically
stupid. Know what I mean?
So, anyway, she told him just what his fast talking Sales guy had told
me last
year.... Namely, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for
themselves! Helllooooo? It's been a year! She said there was only
silence at the
other end of the line, so she finally just hung up. He didn't call
back.
Bet he felt dumb!
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| WATCH THE VIDEO!!!!!!!!!!
Life is sooooo boring.
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BABY is just me
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| WHY ARE ALL OF YOU LOOKING AT ME THAT WAY. LEAVE US ALONE. WELCOME WELCOME COME ON IN. GO AWAY GO AWAY. HAVE A SEAT PLEASE, YOU CAN’T SIT DOWN.
Science Daily reports that researchers at Imperial College London have published a study in the Proceedings of the Royal Society B which links Toxoplasma gondii, a parasitic protozoa which as part of its life cycle is excreted within cat feces, to schizophrenia. The findings show that when rats are fed Haloperidol, an anti-psychotic, and Valproic acid, a mood stabilizer and anti-convulsant, replication of T. gondii within a host organism appears to be inhibited.
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